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Vitamins rock! Although they're supposed to help your health, I eat them because they taste good. The non-gummy ones are great! They're like chewable and all that goodness. I love them! I sometimes eat several a day (and by several I mean several handfuls). My mom says that might be why I've been sick…

Tech Decks are the worst! I hate them. So, I will tell a story: Once upon a time there was a kid in my Teen Topics class who liked to play with Tech Decks. His name (for the sake of the story) was Billy. Well, one day little Billy dropped his Tech Deck on the floor. So, I took it and snapped it in half.…

V8 sucks! I hate it. I like the commercial where the guy is like "You can keep hitting me in the head, but it still won't make me like V8." And then the lady is like "So, try V8 fusion." Well, it only has 50% tomato juice. Lemme tell you a story. If I were that guy, I would say "Shut up. V8 sucks!"…

The setting is at school lunch the other day. Well, as usual, we were having crap on a bun for lunch, so I had to resort to non-school food, so I went to grab my Peanut-Butter & Jelly Uncrustable, like I generally do. Well, they were out of grape jelly, but they did however have Strawberry with Peanut…

You know what makes me angry? Wind. Wind sucks. How often has wind just angered you? Oh, look, it's a nice 60 degrees outside, with 80 mph winds and a 30 degree wind chill. That's stupid.

Politics. I hate politics. Too many political commercials. I'm voting for Hillary Clinton (or I would be if I could vote). Not because of her speeches or stupid commercials that make me wanna rip my TV out of the wall and throw it off my deck, then roll it down my hill, into the creek. It's because…

Global Warming! Global warming is stupid! I always hear about all this "the world's getting to hot" crap, but yet it's March and there's still snow and the temperatures have been ridiculously cold and we've got like 60 feet of snow this winter. I used to enjoy snow, assuming that it only came occasionally…

I hate math. Lately, we've been talking about graphing systems of linear inequalities. I wanna know when I'll ever use that in the real-world! (And I don't want any of my smart-*** friends to chime in and tell me, so don't bother.) Hmmm...I think I'll go ride my bike with the wind to my back, but later,…

Lunchtime at school sucks. I love to hang out with my friends, and I should have more then 25 minutes a day to do that. There should be like an hour period where we just get to hang out with our friends and do fun stuff. I would stay an extra hour at school each day to do that. They expect us to eat…

Cereal rocks! I love cereal. For instance thi'smorning I had a bowl of Froot Loops. Cereal rocks! Last night I had 2 bowls of Berry Colossal Crunch (the cheap version of Captain Crunch). You know why we have to buy the cheap stuff? Because if we bought the real stuff, we'd go broke, because I love cereal.…

Okay, so today we had an assembly/breakfast for anyone who had a GPA of 3.0 or higher last semester. Let me start off by saying, it was dumb. I've been to like every assembly geared towards student entertainment since 7th grade, and I've yet to be called on to the stage or down from the bleachers to…

I just realized that today is leap day. (I just jumped into the air.) Ope, now my mom's pissed because when I landed back on the floor, it was too loud and woke her up. Now she's grounding me. Now she's telling me to turn away from the computer and stop ignoring her. Well, now she says I have to go…