V8 Juice

V8 sucks! I hate it. I like the commercial where the guy is like "You can keep hitting me in the head, but it still won't make me like V8." And then the lady is like "So, try V8 fusion." Well, it only has 50% tomato juice. Lemme tell you a story. If I were that guy, I would say "Shut up. V8 sucks!" Because all V8 sucks.