Politics

Politics. I hate politics. Too many political commercials. I'm voting for Hillary Clinton (or I would be if I could vote). Not because of her speeches or stupid commercials that make me wanna rip my TV out of the wall and throw it off my deck, then roll it down my hill, into the creek. It's because she's funny. The other day, Ellen had Hillary on her show and Hillary said some funny stuff. She said that if she becomes president, she would ban glitter for anyone over the age of 12, which I think is ingenious. Glitter sucks. No matter where you put it, it makes a mess. And if the sun hits it just right, you could be blinded by the light, and then people would have to call you Helen (assuming that you were also deaf).