White-Out

White out is stupid! I don't even think it works! Hey look, kid! You made a mistake! And you wrote it in pen! Now you ****** up! Now you ****** up! Now you ****** up! You have ****** up now. Now you ****** up! (Whitest Kids U'Know, Right Elijah?) Anyway, you ****** up now and you go for the white out. Oh, just what I need, a huge blob off white sticking off your paper. No one will notice. What are you, insane?! You might as well give up on life and start over. Better yet, type it up next time. Microsoft Word was made for a reason! But seriously, when people made white out, did they honestly think it would look like you didn't make a mistake?! Your teacher will just say, 'Did you make a mistake here?' And then you would say something dumb like, 'No, it's just a cool 3D effect. Isn't it awesome!' Then your teacher says something along the lines of, 'SHUT THE **** UP!' Except maybe they wouldn't cuss.

Right Jeff.