The Hunt for the Wild Strawberries Perspective 2
Jeff Hinshaw
- May 20, 2008
You may have heard of the great Hunt for the Wild Strawberries, but what happened to the town? Why was it destroyed? Well, back on that Saturday (the first day of the hunt), his mom heard gunshots. She cringed. She hated Saturdays when her son shot the trees and wildlife. But, nevertheless, she continued packing food for the great hunt her son was about to consummate. Anyway, she continued packing and in the process, accidentally hit the easy button. Anyway, her son got home and she gave everything to him and said goodbye.
Life
without the boy was just not the same. Life was boring as the days drew on.
Every day, she watched the clock; its hands slowly turning clockwise around the
circle. Suddenly, she became curious. What were wild strawberries? What was her
son looking for? So, she did what everyone would do, she looked up "wild
strawberries" on Wikipedia. She found something very interesting. Her son was
looking for a band! Or maybe a movie. But which one? There was the film, Wild Strawberries, a 1957 film by Ingmar
Bergman, Wild Strawberries, a Canadian pop music group, Wild Strawberry, a
Scottish band, Wild Strawberries, a Yugoslavian rock band of the 1980s, or Wild
Strawberries, a song by Australian group PNAU. Thinking rationally, she came up
with the Canadian pop music group since Canada was the closest. Even though it
was the closest, it was still very far away! It would take the poor boy over a
month to walk that far! What could she do?! She devised a plan to take a flight
to Canada and would hopefully find her boy. She went into her room and started
to pack. While packing, she looked out the window and saw a flash of lightning.
A storm was brewing.
After she completed her packing, she quickly
put it into her car and began to drive to the airport. As she arrived, it was
pouring rain and she found it quite difficult to enter the airport. When she
entered, a man came over and told her all flights were cancelled because of
high wind velocity. High wind velocity?! Who says that?! I know people want to
sound smart and everything, but who says that?! What a nerd! Anyway, she headed
home in anger and threw her suitcase on her bed. The rain did not let up.
After many years, her son was still not back. The rain had
still not stopped since her visit to the airport. Something wasn’t right. Things
seemed to be getting archaic, and she thought her son must be an anathema.
Was this the end? Was all hope lost? She pressed her easy button for assurance
and a TV fell right beside her, but no TV would cheer her up n—whoa! Is that
what I think it is?! A 100-inch TV?! No way! She quickly set in up and watched
movies in amazing quality! Well, her hopes were about to spiral down, as suddenly,
nefarious creatures flew down from the sky, and a feeling of chagrin
overcame her.
The creatures were churlish and very prodigious.
They propagated in great
number, precluding anyone from escaping. A state of penury struck
everyone as the creatures stole money, food, clothing, everything! She usually
let the creatures take what they wanted, but when they came for the TV, no way!
She fought the creatures the best she could with her fist, her foot, her hand
gun, her shotgun, her AK-47, her hand grenade, her rocket launcher, her
bazooka, her atomic bomb—nothing worked! The creatures got very annoyed by this
and put her, along with many, many others, in a jail cell where they tortured
everyone for long periods of time, making life a living Hell. Despair struck.
People died. And then soon, everyone was dead. Everyone. And the creatures took
all the bodies and left. And her son returned
to find the city destroyed; the people gone. Hope was lost... But why did the
creatures take the bodies?! Well, it was later discovered by NASA that the
creatures were taking our brains. They were studying them carefully, looking at
them for anything. And they were amazed! They said the human brain was the most
incredible, most complex brain they had ever seen! The only problem was that
the humans did not use their brain to its full ability.
The creatures decided
to use this to their advantage. They took the human brains and transferred them
into their own head, making the creatures almost invincible! All this thanks to
the human brain, the amazing brain that humans have yet to uncover the mystery
of. As for the boy... well—let's just say today is Saturday...
THE END
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