Pokémans: Fire Red

Elijah Kampsen

  • March 3, 2009

Boredom explains a lot of things, but this is not one of those things. My friend Drew and I have kept up with the changing Pokémon trends since yellow version because we like them, not out of boredom. So, when I picked up Pokémon: Fire Red for Gameboy Advance, Drew grabbed a copy too. And off we went battling through trainer after trainer, gym after gym. But, who knew there were so many opportunities for comedic relief in such an intense game? As we progressed, that became more and more apparent, and we'd like to share some of the funniest moments with you. And so we present our collection of journal(?) entries, all in picture form! Enjoy!

Elijah Defeat

"I just killed my mirror. And my shower door."

Butts Gust

Ha. Classic.

Go Wait Stop

Uh-oh.

Economy

FALSE.

Lawnmower

I thought it was clever...

Gym Creeper

Pokémon successfully defines the word "Creeper."

Girls Only Gym

But alas, I agree.
A gym full of all women!

Yum.

Hair

"I've been watching you."

Russia Loss

"There's no income tax in Russia. But there's no income."

Daughter

Erm... End blog!