Normal Pop & Diet Pop

Pop. Pop is great. I love pop. In fact, if you look around my room, you will find 100's upon 100's (or maybe like 6) empty pop cans. I love all pop, except for diet. Diet pop is crap. What is the point of diet pop?! It tastes nothing like the normal stuff, so people trying to lose weight won't want to drink that terrible crap, and it sucks. The taste is crap, and I hate it. My mom and dad both drink diet pop and I feel bad for them, because they have to drink that crap. I love drinking pop, but not diet. I'd rather disembowel a dead plankton then drink diet pop. I said Plankton because it was the first thing that came to mind, because I have a little Plankton figurine from Spongebob on my desk.