Facebook For Old Folks

You know you're too old to be using Facebook when...

• In your favorite movies section, you realize they're all in black and white.
• 15 kids in a one room school house doesn't really qualify as a network.
• The "Life List" app isn't very useful at this point.
• You and your friends' statuses are only about failing organs or grandchildren.
• Photo albums entitled "Around the Home" quickly exceed the number of albums entitled "Random".
• You refuse to write on other peoples walls because you believe it to be VANDALISM!
• Instead of your friend list growing, it dwindles.
• Your most frequent "My Questions" include "Have you seen my walker/cane/dentures?" or "Who stole my pudding?!"
• You are a firm believer in the Curse of the Top Friends...
• You answer yes to every "Have you ever..." question.
• Your nurse refuses to be your friend and has gone as far as to block you.
• You're scared of the Mob Wars application.
• You want to print your Bumper Stickers to put on your power chair.
• There is hardly ever a relationship status update on your homepage.
• You forget the answers to your own quizzes.
• You're scared of what your grandkids will see on your Facebook.