Easy Buttons

Easy buttons. Easy buttons rock! Have you ever seen a Staples commercial where they push an easy button and everything gets organized? What's stupid is that there are no Staples in Topeka, so if you want to get an easy button, you have to go all the way to Manhattan! That's messed up! You could buy one on E-bay, but if it gets above $5, screw that! All it does is say "That was easy" when you press it! Although every day after school, I come home and press the damn thing out of habit. I actually pressed it so much once, it ran out of batteries in 2 weeks. This thing runs on 2 double AAs and I drained it in 2 freakin weeks! Now that's freaking ludicrous! Those batteries had to be old! I wonder how many easy buttons Staples sells? I bet they would sell more if they just changed what it said on the button.