Crayola Color Wonder Paper

That stuff is dumb. And I like their new marketing strategy, Fill them with glitter! Ingenious! Hilary Clinton and Ellen would be quite in-angered. But, there's one fatal flaw. You can't make glitter only appear on paper.

"Honey, I see your painting on your paper. That's very pretty. Oh, and I noticed you kind of got some glitter on my wall!"

But it's okay, now your wall is super sparkly. And everybody knows how much everybody loves sparkly walls. In fact, I'm gonna glitter my walls. Right now. Be right back.