Construction Workers

Construction workers. I HATE construction workers! I don't even think you can call them workers. More like eaters! Construction eaters. Wait, that doesn't make sense, they don't eat construction! Okay, I guess I'll just substitute construction with sandwich. Sandwich eaters. That would be the best job title! I would LOVE to be a sandwich eater! Get payed to eat sandwiches all day! I could do it. Anyway, back to what I was saying. So, I HATE construction workers! As you might have seen in the recent news, my power went out a couple of days ago. You know why? The darn construction going on not too far away from my house! You know what probably happened? They were wasting our tax dollars as usual, eating a freakin' sandwich, when they decided to set it down to talk to the other "workers". When he set down that sandwich, he accidentally flipped a switch that turned off power to my neighborhood! Anyway, back at my house, Elijah and I were making the first Official Orange podcast while the power was out. Suddenly, the lights turned on, but turned off after one second. It kept doing that once in a while. It was really making me want to go down there and stab them in the neck! Anyway, you know what the flickering was from? It was when he picked up the sandwich to take a bite, he flipped the switch back on, but when he set his sandwich back down again, he turned it off! I HATE construction workers! I had to live without power on a perfect day for three hours! Three whole hours! Stupid!