Cell Phone Contracts

Cell-Phone Contracts are stupid. I don't wanna sign for a 2-year contract and get locked in with my crappy phone that will be obsolete in a month.

"Oh hey Elijah, check out my new phone! It shoots video, allows editing, uploads straight to YouTube, allows for free ringtones, has a notepad for writing novels on the go, can cook meat, and plays all my MP3's on it's built-in speaker, and that's not even 1/3 of the features it has! What does yours do again?"

"...sends texts."

"Anything else?"

"...no..."

"Wow, that stinks..."

"Well, you don't have to rub it in!"

I also disagree with contracts that jump in price 2 months in.

"Hey check this out! I get unlimited text, phone calls, and long-distance for $5 a month!"

*Price increases to $45 a month after 2nd month.