Axe Body Spray
Elijah KampsenMarch 7, 2008 9:52 PM CST
Axe body spray would be somewhere in between crap and awesome. Generally it smells pretty good and helps you pick up some ladies, but that all changes when you get some in your mouth. I'll give you a second to go try spraying some in your mouth, cos' I know some of you will. And for those who are to modest to try it, let me describe it for you. Upon spraying the Axe upon your tongue, you may gag for a second. This is completely normal and is sometimes accompanied by trouble breathing and/or fainting. Now, you may think it would taste like a bed-full of beautiful blooming daisies, and it does. Only the taste is of the dirt under those precious daisies. (I'm not inferring that I've ever ate daisies.) It's like taking a knife, and splitting a tree trunk in half, taking half the trunk and putting it in a blender, blending for several minutes until it is of liquid density, and then drinking it with some caviar. It is all in all, crap.