Wal-Mart Prices

Jeff Hinshaw

Jeff Hinshaw

April 7, 2008 12:00 AM CDT

Wal-Mart Prices. Wal-Mart prices are awesome! I was at Wal-Mart the other day, and I was looking for a good table to buy with some good chairs to put on my deck out back. Well, I was searching around and couldn't find anything good, so I asked some guy with a blue vest on where I could find a good one. So, he showed us where there were some. I was searching, all disappointed, when suddenly I found the perfect one! It was nice and big, great design, and PERFECT for my deck! I was worried on the price, though, as it looked quite pricey. Now, I now it's Wal-Mart and they say, 'Low prices, always', but this was ridiculous! I looked at the price tag by it and it said $0.00! Well, I would've taken a picture of it, but I don't have a camera phone... Ya, I need a new phone. Anyway, I leaped in the air for joy and took the box for it and started to head for the door. But, some idiot stopped me and said,

"Hey, where are you going with that?"

I turned around and said,

"I'm going home, where else?"

This guy was retarded. He talked in a voice that said, 'Hey, I'm cool, but I'm really stupid'. So, he's like,

"You gotta pay for that."

I said "What?! But it's free!"

"That's impossible. Now, come on, pay for it."

This guy was starting to get really annoying! So, I said,

"Fine, but... Look a monkey!"

He didn't turn, so I went to plan B, threw a rock at him, and ran. Anyway, the whole point of this story is Wal-Mart prices are awesome, but their employees are complete idiots!