Urban Legend: Anubis Edition

Liam Kampsen

Liam Kampsen

June 2, 2008 12:00 AM CDT

There was once a drum set. A boy played it everyday, but then one day he didn't. The drum set had a curse, which brought plagues upon your house if you didn't play it. The only way the plagues could be stopped is if you played it again. Well, the boy got a kitten, which took all his attention and kept him from playing the drum set. This brought the curse of the drum set upon him. The first plague came that night. This plague was of men who rode tornadoes. The tornadoes destroyed the boy's home, but the boy, the kitten, and the drum set lived on. The next plague came the next night. This plague was of bees, which stung the boy. The kid just wasn't getting' the idea. As he was stung, he heard a steady chanting coming from the drum set. "Play me or another plague will come!" The boy thought he was imagining the chanting, but he went ahead and threw the kitten off his deck. He then began playing the drum set again. Then, 3 years later, he got a lizard, and stopped playing. Thus, a plague of fly-desks bit his head off.

The End