Uncrustable Tragedy

Elijah Kampsen

Elijah Kampsen

March 2, 2008 2:37 PM EST

The setting is at school lunch the other day. Well, as usual, we were having crap on a bun for lunch, so I had to resort to non-school food, so I went to grab my Peanut-Butter & Jelly Uncrustable, like I generally do. Well, they were out of grape jelly, but they did however have Strawberry with Peanut Butter. So, I asked the lady if they had any grape in the back, cos' that's where they keep all the good food (like the pudding. I LOVE pudding!) She said no, if it's not out here we don't have it, which is a lie! Dumb lady! But then she had to add insult to injury. She said "Hey, if you like the Grape, you'll like the Strawberry." So, I went with her logic, and took a Strawberry one. She was wrong! What logic was even in that statement?! What if I was allergic to strawberries and could only have grape?! Well, needless to say, Strawberry sucked, so I threw it under the table. I now realize that the logic was stupid. And don't EVER get Strawberry Uncrustables. They suck.