The Sun

Elijah Kampsen

Elijah Kampsen

March 19, 2008 12:44 PM CDT

The sun sucks. "Oh, let's be bright and warm the Earth." How about not. How about, you heat the Earth, without being so bright. We're worried about global warming. Maybe we just need to show the sun whose boss and make something twice as bright to shine in it's eyes. We wouldn't need sunglasses if the sun weren't so bright. And visors on our cars wouldn't need to be there. You could just take you hand, and rip it off! We need to show the sun who's boss (Jermaine Dupri). I think that scientists should take a capsule and go get a star twice as bright, and put it in the capsule (kind of like a Pokemon would go into a Pokeball), then bring the capsule back, then throw it at the sun with an auto-light sensor to make it open when it's real close to the sun.