Plastic Forks and Spoons

Jeff Hinshaw

Jeff Hinshaw

March 27, 2008 9:57 PM CDT

Plastic forks and spoons suck! At school, they got rid of the metal forks and spoons because people were throwing them away. That was a stupid move. Now I don't know what to do when we have lunches like today! Today we had a burrito. With cheese. I'm not gonna pick it up with my hand, since it's covered in thick, disgusting cheese, so I started going at it with my spoon. Well guess what?! The spoon wouldn't cut through the burrito which just so happened to be burned on the bottom! So after five minutes and only getting one bite, I decided to switch to the plastic fork. Well, that didn't work either! Eventually, I just stabbed the thing to death since I was so angry! It ended up looking like complete crap and I ended up using the two spoons I had to cut the thing so I could eat it. It completely ruined by perfect, beautiful day! It made me angry.