Mentors

Elijah Kampsen

Elijah Kampsen

March 6, 2008 7:27 PM EST

The "featured question" of the day is "If you could choose a mentor, who would it be and why?" Well, I'll tell you who mine would be. I would choose the guy who makes the doughnuts at Casey's general store. Those doughnuts are delicious! If I could make those, I'm pretty sure I could have any girl I could ever want (and probably a lot of girls that I wouldn't want, like the lady at Dillon's with a peg leg and an eye patch, although, she probably has some great pirating stories.) Now I want to work at Dillon's, so that on the slow nights I can hang out with Peggy (that lady) and hear about all the times when she sailed into small fishing communities and pilfered the local bait shop and then beheaded all the children who didn't believe in the wonder of Crayola Color-Wonder paper.