Jeff HinshawJanuary 19, 2009 12:00 AM CST
Ketchup packets. Ketchup packets suck! Recently, Elijah and I went to Orlando, FL with our band. One day we were in Universal Studios. Great place really. Anyways, we stopped to have lunch at this cafe in Seuss Land. Okay, Seuss Land kind of scares me because it's so... so... colorful and... weird, and so... I don't know, but it scares the hell out of me. Anyways, we stopped at a cafe there and I order a cheeseburger. Well, I grab some ketchup packets and we go outside to eat our food since the place was packed full of people. Well, while putting the ketchup on my burger, the ketchup got on my fingers! And since they got on my fingers, ketchup started to get on my next packet. Then you try to wipe the ketchup off your fingers and the packet and the ketchup just starts getting everywhere! Soon ketchup is all over your hands and all over the packets and it's just a mess! Who designed these things?! I want to punch them in the face because every time I try to put ketchup on my burger, it ends up getting everywhere! Then you have to get napkins because of it and then you have to get more ketchup packets because most of the ketchup got on your hands! And the cycle just repeats! Is it just me, or do ketchup packets give you trouble?