Gas Prices

Elijah Kampsen

Elijah Kampsen

March 6, 2008 7:27 PM CST

Gas prices are crap. I gotta tell you, I love it when it costs more in gas to get to McDonald's than my whole meal (Double Cheeseburger [no onions, no pickles,] a value fry, and a M&M McFlurry) costs me. I would be getting a better deal if I just drank the gas. It just occurred to me that that didn't make much sense, but then again, neither does drinking gas. It's almost to the point where someone will stop at a gas station, then rob the place, just to pay for their gas. That sucks. And the projected price of gas by the end of 2008? Almost $4.00 a gallon. Heck, I'm just gonna start brewing my on gas here at my house, in my garage. It'll be $.15 a gallon, like it was back when my dad was young and before the Taliban.