Floppy Disks

Elijah Kampsen

Elijah Kampsen

March 3, 2008 4:55 PM EST

Floppy Disks are dumb. What can they hold? Like 1 megabyte? Stupid. I have like 450 floppy disks, and they're a waste of space, so I thought, "Why don't I just make a sandwich?" I went to the kitchen, only to find that we had NO lunch meat. But then I remembered, we have 100's of floppy disks. So, I coated the bread in Miracle Whip and then put 3 floppy disks in between and made a floppy disk sandwich. It wasn't as bad as I'd expected it would be. I had a lot of plastic and metal left in my mouth afterward though.