Chocolate Muffins

Jeff Hinshaw

Jeff Hinshaw

March 11, 2008 6:13 PM CDT

People really piss me off sometimes! A good example of this is this morning. I just wanted some juice, and i look in the fridge and there is 1/32 cm of juice left. Thanks, I see you left some juice for me! How considerate! Also, there is the rare occasion of chocolate muffins! Chocolate muffins rock! If I could, I would solely live on chocolate muffins and those grape uncrustables! (But not strawberry, right Elijah?) But I'm not stupid, so I eat more than just that. Anyway, back to the occasion of the chocolate muffins. So, anyway, my mom buys chocolate muffins once in a while, and they come in packs of 3, and.... why is that? That's retarded! Alright! Chocolate muffins! That'll last 1 day! It's like hot dog buns. Hot dog buns come in packs of 6 and hot dogs come in packs of 8! Who made that up!? So, anyway, they come in packs of 3, and I somehow missed the memo that my mom bought chocolate muffins. Well, the next day, I find out, so I go to get one and they're gone! Grrrr... I JUST WANTED A MUFFIN! IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK FOR!? Well, I found out it is.