Chain Letters (2)
Elijah KampsenApril 12, 2008 12:00 AM CDT
I hate chain letters. I wake up in the morning thinking...I can't wait to read as many possible chain letters in a row as I can without sleeping. So, I thought I'd right my own.
All this crap I tell you is true.
Once upon a time there was a little boy named Brittany. He had a girl that he really liked named Joseph. One day Brittany & Joseph went to the mall together. Brittany thought it would be good karma for him and his girlfriend if he put a coin in the spinny thing. So he put in a penny. At that very second, the ceiling opened up revealing Jesus (and some lambs.) He told Brittany that Brittany was a girls' name and Brittany had a little crying party. Then he told Joseph that Joseph was a boy's name. Joseph told Jesus to shut up. And then it was on. Jesus entered the gates of hell and bought a black shirt. When he put it on, the weather outside began to change. And then there was a Tornadocane. It wiped out everyone in the world, but Brittany, Joseph, & Jesus. Just then, Jesus struck both of them dead with a bolt of fire, coated in ice. And then Noah built the Ark.
If you don't repost this ridiculous, obviously fake story, then nothing will happen, Except that your friends will thank you for not wasting their time with crappy chain letters with made-up stories. (And, you will have bad-luck in your love life.)
If you do repost this, there will be no visible effects, let alone any effect at all, because all the crap that people make-up will happen if you repost their crappy story is made-up. (And, you will have good-luck in your love life.)