Annoying Gum Chewers

Jeff Hinshaw

Jeff Hinshaw

March 27, 2008 9:57 PM CDT

Annoying gum chewers are annoying (Well, imagine that)! I was just sitting at school one time, (like I do every single day!) and I'm trying to concentrate on this assignment. Well, some kid has to chew with their mouth open! So I'm sitting here trying to concentrate, and all I hear is the gum being punctured by this person's teeth over and over and over... I really just wanted to slap her in the face and say, "SHUT UP!", then chop her head off and throw it at someone who's buried waist deep in the ground and break their jaw. (Right Admin?) But the sound! The sound gets so annoying I really want to use her head in a severed head stoning! Oh, and people who chew with their mouth open in general. Have you ever eaten with someone who eats with their mouth open? It makes me want to stab them in the chest.... with fire! (Right Elijah?)

Right Jeff.