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Solid Time

Solid Time (narrated)

Jeff Hinshaw
Jeff Hinshaw
July 10, 2009 12:00 AM EDT
So you may be wondering, "What are those guys doing?! They haven't updated in ages! Come on! Get the show on the road!" First off, let me apologize. I've been very busy working on many different things. We have many videos planned and ready, I just have to get around to those. We also have a new feature...
A Simple Question

A Simple Question

Elijah Kampsen
Elijah Kampsen
May 26, 2009 12:00 AM EDT
So, lately at school I've been asking people this question and getting not-too-friendly responses. And I'm not sure why. So, I ask, "Do you ever blow your nose on your cat?" It's a simple question and you don't have to get all offended or disgusted. I don't do it, but I'm wondering if other people...
Mrs. Bombardon

Mrs. Bombardon (narrated)

Jeff Hinshaw
Jeff Hinshaw
May 7, 2009 12:00 AM EDT
Math class proves to be a very boring class. Especially for someone like me who either already learned what we're talking about, or learns what we're talking about in less than a minute. It also doesn't help that you're in the back of the classroom with a fake wall, and the teacher on the other side...
Get Friends, Fast!

Get Friends, Fast!

Elijah Kampsen
Elijah Kampsen
April 30, 2009 12:00 AM EDT
Are you tired of not having any friends?! Are you sick of people (your friends) forgetting your name?! Do you want more friends?! Yes, you do, or you wouldn't be reading this. Well, we here at Official Orange have developed a method that's sure to get you hundreds (no guarantees) of friends fast! Most...
Tons of Fun Burger

Tons of Fun Burger (narrated)

Jeff Hinshaw
Jeff Hinshaw
April 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT
You know what's tons of fun? No, I mean REALLY tons of fun? The tons of fun burger, of course! You may be wondering, "What's a tons of fun burger"? Well, I'll tell ya! It's awesome! That's what! Pretty much, if you take lots of awesome and lots of fun and put it on a burger, you have a tons of fun burger....
OO Makes a Mistake

OO Makes a Mistake

Elijah Kampsen
Elijah Kampsen
March 15, 2009 12:00 AM EDT
I'm sure someone out there noticed that when we put up the "Pokémans: Fire Red" blog, we quickly replaced the first home page picture with a different one. I bet you're wondering why. And although it was a small crisis, I felt it necessary to get it fixed as soon as possible. You see, when we write...
Math Excitement

Math Excitement (narrated)

Jeff Hinshaw
Jeff Hinshaw
March 14, 2009 12:00 AM EDT
You know what's really exciting? Math. ... Who am I kidding?! Math is so boring! So boring in fact, I don't even take notes. Notes are for noobs! Instead, I just sit there talking to Drew, then write down the assignment and figure out how to do it at home. You know why? Because math is easy! Okay, I...
To Kill a Mockingbird Analysis Paper

To Kill a Mockingbird Analysis Paper

Elijah Kampsen
Elijah Kampsen
March 13, 2009 12:00 AM EDT
Recently, in my Sophomore English class, we read the novel To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee. After finishing the novel, one of our assignments was an analysis paper over the novel. I did mine with as much effort as possible and ended up getting an A on it. However, I remembered something in the process....
Pokémans: Fire Red

Pokémans: Fire Red

Elijah Kampsen
Elijah Kampsen
March 3, 2009 12:00 AM EST
Boredom explains a lot of things, but this is not one of those things. My friend Drew and I have kept up with the changing Pokémon trends since yellow version because we like them, not out of boredom. So, when I picked up Pokémon: Fire Red for Gameboy Advance, Drew grabbed a copy too. And off we went...
Oh Man.

Oh Man.

Bill Kampsen
Bill Kampsen
February 18, 2009 12:00 AM EST
You know, people are funny. People and their pets are funny. Froggies are funny, too. But that's not what this is about, because that would be making fun of people and froggies, and that's not funny. Is it making fun of someone when they don't know that you are? Is it making fun...
Orlando

Orlando

Elijah Kampsen
Elijah Kampsen
February 1, 2009 12:00 AM EST
As you may recall, the site was dormant for a while over winter break, while Jeff and I traveled to Orlando, FL with the marching band. Nowadays, it's cheaper to travel by bus than plane, so that's exactly what we did. We took a 26+ hour bus ride to Orlando. Now, it wasn't terrible. These were...
Nintendog Battles

Nintendog Battles

Liam Kampsen
Liam Kampsen
January 29, 2009 12:00 AM EST
Recently I was eating lunch at school, and I found out a student in my class plays Nintendo DS in the bathroom. She plays the so-called addictive game 'Nintendogs'. Everybody thought "why not just play it at home?" She claims she doesn't have time to do so. One of my friends and I however,...
That Tree

That Tree

Bill Kampsen
Bill Kampsen
January 28, 2009 12:00 AM EST
There is the potential to see funny stuff all around you... it doesn't really matter if it is funny to anyone else, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else, you can just laugh to yourself. Then when you tell others about it, tell it like it was the funniest thing you have ever seen and suddenly you're...
Best of the Best: 2008

Best of the Best: 2008

Elijah Kampsen
Elijah Kampsen
January 26, 2009 12:00 AM EST
With the beginning of the new year, we thought we'd take a second to reminisce on the past year. It's was a great year for journals, blogs, and MOST of all, videos! So, without further adieu, we present our Top Picks from each section for the year 2008. Enjoy! Top 5 Videos of 2008...
Skeletons In My Closet

Skeletons In My Closet

Bill Kampsen
Bill Kampsen
January 20, 2009 12:00 AM EST
I just read that someone found a suspicious package in a makeshift shed. The bomb squad was called and they found a duct-taped wrapped cooler. Police evacuated the neighborhood as they examined the package. They determined that the package was no threat. It contained towels. And that got me thinking......
Ketchup Packets

Ketchup Packets

Jeff Hinshaw
Jeff Hinshaw
January 19, 2009 12:00 AM EST
Ketchup packets. Ketchup packets suck! Recently, Elijah and I went to Orlando, FL with our band. One day we were in Universal Studios. Great place really. Anyways, we stopped to have lunch at this cafe in Seuss Land. Okay, Seuss Land kind of scares me because it's so... so... colorful and... weird, and...
Ordinary Conversations

Ordinary Conversations (narrated)

Jeff Hinshaw
Jeff Hinshaw
December 23, 2008 12:00 AM EST
Here's normal conversation between Elijah and I: Elijah: Congratulations Jeff! 3:17pm Jeff: Lol, gracias. [Lol, thank you.] 3:17pm Elijah: It's not a joke. Did I laugh? 3:28pm Jeff: No, pero gracias. [no, but thank you.] 3:29pm Elijah: We'll see just how funny it really is when you...
Imaginary Numbers

Imaginary Numbers (narrated)

Jeff Hinshaw
Jeff Hinshaw
December 18, 2008 12:00 AM EST
Imaginary numbers. Imaginary numbers are gay! What's the point?! In our Algebra II class, we're learning about them and so far, I don't see a point! The whole concept is i = the square root of -1. Seriously? That's your ingenious idea for an imaginary number?! How did they even come up with that?...
Black Friday

Black Friday

Bill Smith
Bill Smith
December 1, 2008 12:00 AM EST
Black Friday was crazy. We all know that, but really. It seems to make people revert to a barbaric stage where they feast on the corpse of deals. I didn't let it get to me... too much at least. I hardly partook in the EXTREME DEALS (tm) other than a few really cheap DVDs. Nearly everything I bought...
French Class

French Class

Bill Smith
Bill Smith
November 5, 2008 12:00 AM EST
So French class is pretty much my favorite class in school at the moment. I took the class because French is pretty widely spoken on the Tubes, but I love it more since it is such a fun language. Also, the class is pretty freaking easy. We don't have any homework, all we do is learn words, and the teacher...